Donald, how is the whole Iran thingy working out for you. When you started off this whole thing, at the beginning of the weekend together with Netanyahu, I thought you had a plan in place. Boy was I naïve.
The idea was sound. Get rid of the regime, or so I thought. Destabilizing the country, Iran I mean not the US and eliminating funding and weapons to the proxies such as Hezbollah and Hamas.
Now it comes out that you had no plan and no goal either apparently. Your team are stepping over themselves identifying why the attacks began. The reasons range from eliminating the regime, eliminating nuclear capability. I thought you did that with the attack a number of months ago. You also came out with a lie that Iran was six days away from developing a nuclear bomb. You also came up with a lie that Iran was close to having the capability of firing missiles at the US homeland.
Yesterday you came up with a whopper of a lie. That Iran wanted to talk to you now. Iran pretty well said that was a lie and now you’re saying that you’re not gonna talk to Iran. Which is it?
Old videos of you were coming out which are not making you look good. There’s a video of you back in 2011 saying that Obama was gonna attack Iran because he is a lousy negotiator. Also, Donald, do you remember when you said there’s no way that the US would have boots on the ground. Now you’re saying you are not ruling it out. Holy Iraq, Batman.
Donald only you are capable of snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory. I had hopes for you on this one, Donald, I really did. Iran has struck back at a number of places. The Dow Jones is tanking this morning, down 1100 as I chirp this. Gas prices are up. Also, Israel is sending forces into southern Lebanon. Steve Bannon must be so proud of you right now. You know how he likes to shake things up. Well, things are pretty shaken up.
I guess you didn’t also plan on the fact that your own MAGA base is upset with you for attacking Iran. You know with this whole America first thing and all.
One more thing, Donald. The whole Epstein thing is still around. Have a nice day Donald. I wonder what fresh hell tomorrow will bring.