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Now You Want Our Help

Donald, you are well known for crapping all over NATO. You have even mentioned leaving the organization. You had a gripe about NATO, not pulling its share on defence spending. A legitimate gripe. Most countries have increased their defence spending dramatically. You might’ve missed it, but Canada announced that it’s gonna be shelling out $35 billion into developing defences in our arctic. Notice how I said our arctic, Canada’s arctic.

Do you remember how just a few months ago you threatened to take Greenland the hard way or the easy way? Greenland is a territorial entity of Denmark, a NATO country. You remember how you threatened to levy a 10% tariff on all NATO countries who did not go along with this idea? Well you have to turn TACO (Trump always chickens out) on that one, didn’t you?

Well, Donald, you decided to bomb Iran, 17 days ago. We all thought you had a plan in place, following the first day. But you didn’t, and now it has turned into a big mess, your mess, Donald

Did you consult with any country before you launched the attack? Well, I guess you did with one country, that being Israel, or did they contact you. We are still not sure with that.

So here we are, day 17, and now you’re asking the NATO countries to help you out. Even now you can’t control the way you are. You’re saying that if NATO does not help you out bad things will happen to the NATO countries. Still threatening us, huh? Meanwhile, you’re giving Putin a break while allowing him to sell his oil. You are not even criticizing Putin, for the fact that he is helping Iran in this war. Yes this is a war. Donald, no matter how you call it.

The nerve you have Donald of asking for NATO‘s help for a mess you created and after insulting NATO continuously. You will get the help you deserve Donald, practically none. This is your war now fix it.

That is all I have for today.

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