Mark, Mr. Carney, sir, I guess you have been hearing what’s been going on, in Alberta. There’s some kind of separatist thingy going on. If things go Danielle Smith’s way, there will be a question, developed by the separatists, that will be put up to a referendum vote later this year.
Now this is all screwed up. Because the forever Canadian group developed their own question, got a lot more signatures than the separatist group, only to have that question languish in the Alberta legislature. Even more bizarre is that these separatists, got a hold of confidential information of 2.9 million Alberta voters and leaked that information out to the public.
Things are getting dirty out here Mark and we need you to put on your Captain Canada hat just like the federalist did back in the Quebec referendum days.
Mark, we Canada first Albertans realize that you cannot do this by yourself. Who are you going to get to help you? I guess it won’t be the Bloc Québécois. That would be kind of ironic. How about Pierre Poilievre? Then again, maybe not. He probably would hurt the cause. I don’t even know who the NDP leader is so…
I’m sure you could get some of the provincial leaders to help. Doug Ford, Wab Kinew, and David Eby.
You know, Mark, I bet you even Jason Kenney would give a helping hand. He got burnt by the separatists, if you don’t know. They leaked out his confidential information. That would be a kick in the pants to Danielle Smith. A former UCP premier fighting on behalf of Canada. That would be wild. Also, of course, Alberta First Nations, will be there to help you out. They believe this whole separation thing is illegal to begin with.
So, Mark, I know you got a lot of things on your plate right now like getting Canada less dependent on the US and it’s lunatic president, and all. But this is kind of a biggie too.
That’s all I have for today.