So, Donald, what have you got going this week? Let’s see. The gas prices have gone down I guess in reaction to you saying that the agreement with Iran was almost finalized. Oh, Iran just broke off negotiations. They don’t trust you and now this Israel, incursion into Lebanon has screwed things up
Well, forget that for now. You got this freedom 250 celebration going on. What’s that? All the performers are backing down? Well that kind of sucks. So what is this gonna be a ten-day MAGA rally, with you being the main event. I guess you could always get Kid Rock.
Well for your birthday, I hear you’re gonna have a UFC fight on your front lawn. Oh no, not that too. You mean people are upset about the UFC fight on the White House lawn. Don’t they recognize class when they see it?
Well you got your name on the Kennedy Center, anyways. Oh, they forced you to take your name off. So much for the renovations too, right?
Well, at least you’ll be able to pay your friends, including the January 6 insurrectionists, off, for what they did for you. What’s that? Your own Senate is revolting against you, in that one.
You know, Donald, maybe it is better to just stay in bed, today, maybe the whole week.
That’s all I have for today.