“Lindsey, this is a surprise”
“Well, John, in all honesty I’m a bit surprised too. I just came back from Ukraine. Figured I’d have a nice relaxing evening and here I am.”
“So, John, do you think you can put a good word in with the big guy here? Maybe after I get in we could do a couple rounds of golf.”
“Well, Lindsey, in all honesty I think you’re gonna have to do some time in purgatory. You had a good run up until I passed. You remember back in 2015 when you were running for president and you called Trump a few nasty things. Things were looking good for you but then why the heck, I have to say heck because I can’t say the other word, did you go for Trump? Why Lindsey I just don’t understand?”
“Well, you know me, John, I always went with the front runner. Call it insanity or whatever. OK I guess I can handle a bit of time down in purgatory. But can you put a good word in for me anyway?”
“By the way, John, have you seen Mitch around here lately?“
“ Lindsey, the big guy doesn’t tell me everything so I don’t know if he’s up here or not yet. I do know he’s gonna be doing a hard time in the lower levels of purgatory. He could’ve had that demon Trump impeached after the whole January 6 thing but he didn’t. Oh, one more thing. It’s not the big guy. God is a She so now you can understand why She is not too pleased with Trump.”
“Oh. I guess Donald is gonna be in a bit of trouble once he comes here.”
“You don’t know the half of it, Lindsey.”
Wishing you all a heavenly day.