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Friends Of My Enemy
OK, Donnie, let me get the straight
You are BFF with Vladimir Putin. Right? Now, you just removed sanctions on Russian diesel oil. Correct? You might end up buying some of this Russian diesel oil. Correct?
OK, now here is where I am confused. Russia is going to get the funding for the sale of this oil. Russia is going to use some of those funds to support their ally, Iran. Correct? Iran is in a war with you. Correct?
So what you’re doing is providing funding ro Russia, who will provide support to Iran, who is fighting you. Correct. So you are fighting with yourself. Do I have this right? I think I do.
Isn’t that kind of like treason or something like that? Or are you just that plain stupid?
What a time to be alive.
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Swamp Monsters
Donald, do you remember in your first term when you said you would be draining the swamp? Boy did you fool your MAGA followers didn’t you?
How about a couple of your recent swamp monsters. There is Kimberly Guilfoyle. Don Junior‘s former fiancé, and now the ambassador to Greece. She hit a MAGA donor for $100,000 to pay off her credit card. What the freak is that all about? Also, she’s using her ambassadorship to drum up her businesses. She has done so many screwed up things, but you can’t do anything about her because she knows too much about the Trump crime family.
Then there’s Don Junior himself. A Russian oligarch gave him hundreds of thousands of dollars to help fund little Donnie’s wedding. This guy is a close friend of Putin. Like come on Donald
I guess I can’t be too smug being a Canadian. We have our own swamp monsters, such as Alberta separatist Jeffrey Rath. He is being sued for $112 million by lenders who gave him money that was supposed to support two first nations that Rath was representing. The only problem was that Rath was already fired by these two first nations, yet he still took the money. Our Jeffrey has had a number of issues with first Nations, being sued a few times. Yet he is the face of Alberta separatists. Imagine that.
if you have any openings in your cabinet coming up, you might consider looking at Jeffrey Rath. He is after all your kind of guy.
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Deflection By Execution
Donald, you have a well-known strategy, when an issue gets too hot or bothersome, you deflect us by going to another issue. When Epstein got too hot, you did tariffs. When tariffs got too hot you did Iran. When everyone is starting to talk about the economy and gas prices and everything you deflect us again. What is it this time?
Well, your secretary of defense, I mean, war, I guess, just announced that the pentagon will show on stream, live, an execution by firing squad.
The issue here is not the person being executed. That person is Nidai Hasan, who killed 13 people at the Fort Hood military basin in 2009. The issue is that this is going to be carried to the public, on live stream. No country in the world has ever done that Donald. The last time there was a public execution in the US was 90 years ago when a black man was hung after being found guilty for allegedly raping a white woman. That one was not carried live stream.
The only reason I can think of you doing such a sleazy thing is because you hope to energize your base, before the midterms. If this is your reasoning, then you must agree with what Hillary Clinton said back in the 2016 campaign. Do you remember that Donald? When Hillary Clinton called your supporters deplorables. Well if you think this is gonna energize your base, then you must be thinking the same thing that they are actually deplorables.
You are a very sick puppy Donald you truly are. Once again I’m so freaking glad that I am Canadian. This insanity would never happen here.
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Please Stay Away
Donnie, a bunch of GOP candidates running in the midterms don’t want you around. How does that make you feel? Not too good does it?
Mike, Rogers, GOP Senate candidate, in Michigan, is now saying that your tariffs are bad and that Canada is Michigan’s friend
Ken, Paxton, GOP candidate, in Texas, is saying that your issues are hurting his campaign. Paxton is the guy whose wife left him because he had an affair and she did a campaign ad for the Republicans without mentioning his name. What a beauty.
And there’s Susan Collins, GOP Senate candidate in Maine, saying she does not expect you to visit Maine at all in the next month. Inside she’s begging you not to come.
A lot of GOP candidates are saying they disagree with your policies, just to save their skin or in trying to save their skin. Others are just wanting you not to come.
Do you remember your midterm convention that you had, where so many Republicans just did not show up, because they did not want to be tarnished by your presence
I know with your ego Donnie this is driving you nuts
But you know who does love you, Donnie, us, Canadians. Yep that’s right. In August, we had the biggest trade surplus with the US in four years. Four years Donnie, thanks to your tariff policy.. Also, while your favourability ratings are at around or under 30%, Mark Carney is at 70%. That’s all because of you Donnie. You are the gift that keeps on giving.
Elbows up and Canada strong.
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Scheming
Source – the Guardian Well, Donald, the election is only a month away now. What evil scheme are you dreaming up now to derail the election process?
Nice touch, by the way, suggesting, the other night, that Iran should bomb Los Angeles and San Diego. If any, and I do mean any other president had made a similar suggestion, it would’ve been such a scandal. But because it was you, your republican apologists just said oh that’s just Donald being Donald. You are such an embarrassment to your country.
So you’ve tried going through the Supreme Court with the election process. That did nothing. You again went after early voting and mail in ballots. That went so bad that now you’re advocating the very thing that you were against last week.
So what is it gonna be next Donald? Are you going to be declaring a national emergency and cancel the process altogether? I hear you’re starting to attack election machines again saying that parts were sourced from China and Russia. I guess you can’t use Russia because Putin is your friend. By the way, how’s it going with getting the plague data from Russia? From your friend Vladimir.
Are you gonna have your Gestapo ice agents at every polling booth with their faces masked?
We all know you’re gonna challenge the integrity of the results one way or another if the election actually goes through. Will you pull another January 6? Nothing is off the plate. Is it Donald?
America, stand guard. Democrats game out all the doomsday scenarios. Just be ready because Donald Trump will do everything possible to destroy the election process.
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We Are Fine
Separatists in two provinces are pushing to leave Canada. But, no need to push the panic button yet.
Quebec had their election last night. The Parti Québécois will form a minority government. They needed 64 seats for majority, but they only have, as of now, 59. They say they will not hold a separatist referendum until after Trump leaves the presidency. In other words, they are saying we need you Canada for now but after all this tariff crap is over with we want to form our own country. The case of having their cake and eating it too.
The Parti Québécois did win 59 seats but they got less than 30% of the total vote. Also, polling shows that less than 30% of Quebec’s want to separate. So this is not a hot stove issue at all in any sense., yet.
In Alberta, latest polling shows that 72% of Albertans want to stay in Canada, while only 23% would vote for separation. The separatist vote has been declining, and it won’t be helped by reports that separatist operators have been meeting with US Republicans and have even offered to share Alberta resource resources such as oil and water to help fund separation.
Daniel Smith has kept pushing for a sovereign Alberta within Canada, whatever that means. However, whether she likes it or not, she has been strongly linked with the separatists. It has gotten so bad for her and her UCP party that if a vote were held today, the NDP could actually win the provincial election. It has happened before with Rachel Notley.
Having said that, the stay in Canada crowd, in Alberta, cannot become overly confident. The referendum is only two weeks away. Pro Canada groups need to keep their pedal on the gas and get patriotic Alberta Canadians out to vote.
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Getting Worse
Things are so bad for the Republicans, that Donald Trump is holding rallies in deep red states, trying to hold off the blue wave tsunami. But it isn’t going to be enough.
Last Friday night, Donald Trump had a rally in Mobile, Alabama, population 200,000. He could’ve had it in Birmingham with a population of over 1 million but he did not. He could’ve had it at the. University of Alabama, 14,000 seat, basketball arena. But he did not.
He had it at the University of South Alabama, 10,000 seat basketball arena. Remember, this is the deep south. This is a deep red state. What did total Trump face on Friday night? He faced empty seats. Rows of empty seats. He could not even fill a modest sized arena.
How bad is it for the Republicans right now? Donald Trump is now advocating mail in voting. Trump is advocating absentee ballot voting. Trump is advocating early day voting. These are things that he wanted eliminated just a week ago
Four weeks to the blue wave tsunami and America can’t wait
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Coffee, Donnie?
Just a short chirp today, on this football Sunday. Caitlin Collins with a sense of humour and at the same time done with taking the crap of Donald Trump.
Notice the wording on the coffee cup. That is her new cup on the set. Making a statement without having to say a word.
Donnie? What’s that? You’re upset by this? Two words for you, Donnie.
Quiet piggy.
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He Said What?
Donald, is it forgetfulness or is it plain lying? It is probably a combination of both given your age of 80.
You talked about a $15 billion steel factory project that was going to get underway in Iowa. In fact, you said that construction had already begun. Take that Canada and steel makers up here. You showed us didn’t you, Donald? The thing is the legislature in Iowa had an emergency meeting yesterday for the purpose of giving tax incentives to get this project off the ground. There’s no guarantee that it’s ever gonna be built. No land has been identified for the project. Just for now, tax incentives.
You announced a $54 billion project in Alaska to export gas. You said that South Korea has committed to this as part of a $200 billion investment. South Korea responded by saying where did this come from? There has been no commitment as to dollars or anything. There has been no commitment, period.
But, you topped it off at at one of your rallies in Texas, yes, you’re holding rallies in a red state like Texas. You said that Iran was producing drugs at their nuclear facilities. That their nuclear facilities were also drug manufacturing facilities. The Iranians didn’t even bother denying this because they were laughing too hard to give this claim any credence.
You made a mistake and you know you did, but because you are being you, you’re gonna double down on this. Donald, every day it keeps getting worse for you. No sympathy because you’re doing this to yourself.
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Prize Goes To
Donnie, the Nobel peace prize will be awarded soon. Alfred Nobel, in his will, identified three criteria for awarding this prize. Those were promoting fraternity between nations, disarmament, and promoting international meetings and negotiations
You are not in the running this year, at all, Donnie. Not even with these eight imaginary wars that you say that you ended.
But you know who is in the running, Donald? That’s right. Mark Carney. That must really piss you off doesn’t it Donald? Just like being called Donnie, I guess.
This is a week after you said that Canada will come back to the trade negotiation table and will apologize to you, within a month. You are funny, Donnie. This is from the guy who said that the end of the Iran war was just around the corner, and the end of Covid was just around the corner.
You remember that Donnie? We all do. We will never forget.
Well, Donnie, at least you can console yourself with the FIFA trophy that you bought last year
You truly are pathetic Donnie, you truly are.
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Bird's Chirp
So I don't have to put it on Facebook anymore….