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War Ends Day One
Donald all through President Biden‘s term you said that you would end the war between Russia and Ukraine on day one. During your 2024 election campaign you kept beating Americans over the head with this prediction. Well, you are a year and a half into your term. Russia and Ukraine are beating the crap out of each other as evidenced by the image above, the result of an attack on Russia.
What bothers me is that so many of your countryman fell for this insane prediction and voted you in. Then again, these are the same morons who believed you when you said that Americans would not pay tariffs. It would be the exporting countries.
I don’t know what happened to your education system in the states, but it really needs to pick up its game. I never thought I would see a war in Europe in my lifetime. Yet here we are, you and your freaking buddy Putin.
Oh yeah, by the way, how’s that Iran thingy going. You know when you said you beat them on day one. You’re an incompetent fool, Donald. I have no respect for anyone, I do mean anyone who voted you in.
That’s all I have for today.
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Where Is Melania
Donald, do you know this person? Do you know where she is? She hasn’t been around for the last month. She was not with you at Lindsey Graham‘s funeral. She was not with you at the White House correspondence dinner.
Maybe she’s a bit upset with you. When you hid in that cart, in Turkey, to go to that other plane, you left behind Marco Rubio, but you took your whatever she is, Natalie Harp. it is so cute that whenever you call her Natalie, you use a French accent.
What is up with that Donald, she is 35 and you’re 80. Yet she’s looking at you with those adoring eyes. I think I’m gonna get sick.
Just remember, you’re supposed to be the macho warrior even though you’re a five-time draft dodger. Joe Biden went to Kyiv. He took a train, exposing himself to a number of dangers. You took a food cart. See the difference, Donald?
That’s all I have.
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Greenland Does Not Want You
Donald, will you give it a break already? I know you have messes all over the place, such as Iran and now Canada coming close to saying, shove it with your trade deal offers but you still are trying to get Greenland?
Maybe you should take a look at your reflection in the reflecting pool, oh sorry you can’t, I forgot about that mess, But did you really think your end around would go unnoticed?
Back a few months ago, your envoy to Greenland said that Greenland will be ours and that we will be pumping out oil in 10 months. Greenland Energy, which has a lot of connections to your administration, actually brought drilling equipment on shore, in July, to start drilling, by September. The only problem is the government of Greenland did not give permission to Greenland Energy to do so.
This is what the government told the Greenland Energy company
“The necessary regulatory process cannot be completed, and the necessary approvals cannot therefore be obtained before the planned start of drilling.”
I somehow or other think that Greenland will deny any approval of your friends‘ project. Your envoy said that there’s $1 trillion worth of oil that potentially can be extracted which would definitely help negate, the oil shortage caused by your war with Iran.
So, Donald, what what are you going to do if Greenland denies approval. Are you just going to go ahead and become a pariah to the world? Would you actually risk a confrontation, an armed confrontation, with your NATO allies? Oh, you have the weaponry to take over Greenland, without doubt. But your NATO allies have other weapons, such as trade. Your economy would be ruined.
You’re move Donald.
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Not Backing Down
Donald, this is Janice Charette. She is the lead negotiator on the USMCA trade negotiations. She has the look of one very determined woman. In fact, she played an influential role in getting Justin Trudeau, when he was Prime Minister, to invoke the emergencies act, during the freedom convoy crisis. So I guess she is kind of a no holds barred woman.
There is some news coming out that Canada is not happy with what the US is offering in these trade negotiations. Canada, us, we are the ones not happy. This is all a game for you, Donald. Because when the final deal, whatever that is, is presented to you next week, you will not approve it. We already know that this is what will happen. You are still expecting us to roll over and die. But that’s not gonna happen.
A few things to remember Donald. Mark Carney before he became Prime Minister was a successful businessman. You got $400 million from your daddy to start your business career yet how many bankruptcies have you gone through? You even bankrupted yourself running a casino. A casino Donald!!
One other thing, Donald. Mark Carney‘s approval ratings are in the high 60% range. Yours is going towards the 30% basement. We are liking what Mark Carney is doing. Your country is not liking what you are doing.
Donald while you are busy alienating allies and trade partners, Mark Carney has been making negotiations and agreements with countries throughout the world. So, don’t be surprised if we’re the ones walking away on August 19. Because we are not that much into you anymore Donald we never were actually. And we don’t need the US as badly as you think or hope.
That’s all I have for today.
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Better Listen Donald
Donald, I know you’ve got other things going on like your Iran war, the Epstein files, your approval ratings sinking faster than the Titanic, but you better start paying more attention to us up north of you.
It was only a year and a half ago that you threatened us with tariffs and you practically gave the election to Mark Carney. And you are the gift that keeps on giving Donald you really are.
You have threatened us with 50% tariffs on an additional $20 billion in goods coming from Canada. Your deadline date is August 19, which is next Wednesday. You’ve expected us for the last 18 months to just roll over and die yet we still haven’t and we won’t.
Listen to our what our negotiators are saying Donald. If you go ahead with the August 19 tariffs, we will see that as a cliff that just cannot be jumped or crossed, and we will just end the negotiations. Not you Donald but us. We will end the negotiations.
Like I mentioned, you are the gift that keeps on giving. Mark Carney‘s honeymoon stage it’s supposedly over, but his approval rating keeps going up, not down but up.
Listen to what else our negotiators are also saying Donald. If you go ahead with the August 19, tariff, Mark Carney would not be able to control the negative reactions that will elicit from our premieres and from the Canadian public as a whole. In
words, that you will plainly understand, we are just freaking tired of your BS Donald and we’re not gonna put up with your shit anymore.
Is that clear enough for you Donald?
That’s all I have for today.
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Fly High Jackie
We all have our coping strategies, to deal with the craziness of what’s going on in the world these days. One of the ways that I, myself, along with millions of others, was to follow the story of the bald eagles, Jackie, and Shadow, on YouTube
A friend introduced me, last year, to bald eagle WebCams. Jackie and Shadow have been mates for a number of years. Raising their young each year. I started following them daily late last year. They had a clutch of two eggs earlier this year. But while they were away one day, ravens attacked their nest and destroyed the eggs. But, determined as she was Jackie laid a second set of eggs. We got to see Jackie and Shadow taking turns incubating the eggs and then raising the two chicks Sandy and Luna from babyhood all the way to juveniles. We got to see the individual personalities of the parents and of the two eaglets including the eaglets rebellious teenage stage. Then we got to see the eaglets fly from the nest for the first time..
It was also a love story between Jackie and Shadow as they shared their duties in raising the babies. We human beings can learn a lot from them.
Unfortunately, Jackie got into a fight with two juveniles. She was rescued. But the fight, and possibly the stress of laying a second set of eggs was too much for her. And now she is soaring with the angels.
Goodbye Jackie. We will miss you.
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Separation Bust
if you look on social media, as I do, you will see that the separatist posts are getting angrier each day. This might be because of the declining polling numbers.
The western standard, a heavily right wing operation had a poll, under May, ju showing 45% of Albertans, supported separation. However, polling taken in June and July show the level of support at around 20%.
There is more bad news for the separatists. The Republican Party of Alberta formed just a couple years ago had no donations for 2024. In the first part of 2025 they had $190,000 in donations. An amazing upsurge. It came out that the hundred $190,000 came from only 50 donators, with at least four of them being from out of province and donating more than $5000. Both of these violate elections Alberta rules where donations have to come from within province and cannot be any higher than $5000.
The separatists are the same group that went to the United States seeking funding totalling 500 billion billion dollars dollars from the Trump administration to fund startup costs for the country of Alberta. Alberta, separated from Canada would be a perfect target for Trump as a 51st state. Alberta oil would become Trump oil.
Referendum day is October 19. The separatist are hoping for a low turnout to aid their cause. With 10 questions on the ballot, lineups will be long. Albertans should take advantage of the special ballot mail in opportunities provided by elections of Alberta. To all Canadian loving Albertans make sure to vote.
That’s all I have.
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Iran Sets Conditions
You have been hyping up all week that the Strait of Hormuz will be open very soon given intense negotiations. Well, negotiations have been going on, but they have been between Iran and Oman. It looks like an agreement has been reached, but then Iran set conditions on the US.
They include pulling out of the region, militarily, war reparations, unfreezing of assets, sanctions, relief, and cessation of all hostilities by you and Israel against Iran, Lebanon, and Palestine.
Of course you will not accept you cannot accept these conditions. So what next. News reports came out last week that US is running low on munitions. You have denied that, that is the case, yet at the same time you want to find the leaker of this information calling the leak treasonous. For once I agree with you, Donald, it’s very well might be. Because it is damaging information and it is giving comfort to the enemy
Whatever, Donald, you are definitely between a rock and a hard place. I truly have no idea where what you’re gonna do next. The scary thing is you have no idea either.
That’s all I have for today.
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Same Problem Different Holes
Donald, I have a little story that you definitely will relate to. We had this pub, in our town, that is right beside the main thoroughfare. You come into town and it’s there. Well the pub closed down, six years ago, and was totally demolished. So it left a big hole. Three was supposed to be a development of some sort to replace the pub but here we are, six years later, and the hole is still there. It is an eyesore for anyone travelling on the thoroughfare to see
Donald, I know you like to do things in a grand style. So while we have this eyesore in our town, for everyone to see, you have an eyesore for the entire world to see. Of course this is the ballroom hole. You had the balls, or the stupidity, to tear down the entire east wing of the White House, as historical a landmark as one can get.
And now a court has halted construction on it. This is turning into $1 billion boondoggle of an eyesore.
So now you’re going crying to the Supreme Court. If the Supreme Court does not look at it and says let the lower court handle it, which is a possibility if not even a probability then you might have to go to Congress to get approval for the ballroom. With the midterms coming up that’s no guarantee not even close.
Donald, you really dug yourself a hole this time for the entire world to see. Everything you seem to touch these days turns into a mess. Iran, the reflecting pool, the tariffs and on and on and on. This nasty Canadian is loving it.
That’s all I have.
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NASTY Canucks
So, while Donald Trump was in Vegas, giving a speech, he called Canada and our leader leadership, NASTY a bunch of times. We are a NASTY country. We are just plain NASTY!!!
So Donald doesn’t like it when we don’t roll over in submission. He has hit us with tariffs, as high as 50% on aluminum and steel, and we still are not backing down. He is threatening another round of 50% tariffs, effective August 19 and we are still not backing down and this is getting him angry and is making us NASTY!!!
Well, Donald, you don’t piss off an angry beaver or an angry Canada goose. You just don’t.
We’re known for being polite and for saying sorry a lot. But if you push us that sorry turns into an FU.
Donald got more bad news this morning. The US economy last month lost 23,000 jobs. At the same time the Canadian economy gained 75,000 jobs. How are them apples Donald. For all those the sky is falling Pierre Poilievre supporters crying that we are in a recession, the latest numbers show that our GDP will go up by 3.4% annually in the second quarter of this year. So using an old Happy Days insult, SIT ON IT.
That’s all I have for today.
NASTY!!
Bird's Chirp
So I don't have to put it on Facebook anymore….