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Oh Donald
Well, Donald, right now, inflation is up to 3.5% and the GDP annual growth is down to 1.5%. Not a good combination, Donald. Inflation up economic growth down. Oh, the Dow Jones fell by almost 1200 points, yesterday, as well.
So you’re gonna keep doing more tariffs on countries which will increase the price that Americans pay for goods? Donald, what is happening in Iran too? The Strait it’s still closed, even after you bombed the crap out of Iran last night. Where do you go from here Donald? The average price of gas in your country today is $4.09. That sucks too.
Oh, did you look at your polling numbers yesterday? Your support numbers are down to 34%. The last time they were that low was just after January 6. How low can you go, Donald? I guess there’s also this thing where the Democrats have an eight point lead in generic voting for the midterms for Congress.
It’s all coming together for you, Donald isn’t it?
That’s all I have for today.
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Caitlin And Donald
if you were to take a survey of American kids right now, how many would say
‘ I want to grow up to be like Caitlin Collins‘
And
‘ I want to go up to be like Donald Trump’
Caitlin Collins is 34 years old. I know that when I grow up, I want to be like her. Physically, I already have much older than her, maturity, wise, well that’s another story.
Collins has been attacked by Trump for years now. It seems like years now, even though his second term has lasted only 18 months. Collins willask questions and Trump will demean her rather than answer the questions. He will say that she is fake news and that she should smile more. Collins in response will keep pursuing the question and the issue. She is unflappable. She says that her approach is based on her belief that the issue is not about her. It’s about the question. When Trump does not answer the question, Americans will remember the fact that he did not answer the question, that he is avoiding the issue.
At the White House correspondence did last Friday night, she received an award for her reporting of the contentious meeting between Trump and Zelenskyy last year. last year. When Trump got up to do his speech, he levied a number of insults against a number of people, including Collins. But Collins got the last laugh as she explained to Jon Stewart on his Daily Show.
“In the room, I was not surprised when he insulted me. That happens pretty regularly inside the Oval Office. This is just a bigger venue where it was happening. What was most surprising to me was — the room was filled with a lot of his staffers, his cabinet, his allies, Republicans in Congress — it was so quiet in the room during the president’s remarks.”
That’s all I have for today.
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51st Or Die
Donald, a few months ago you were trying to get people to stop talking about the Epstein files. Now you’re trying to get people to stop talking about both the Epstein files and Iran. It is so bad that you’re willing to have people talk about the way you bombed out at the correspondents dinner last Friday.
You did a whopper yesterday by asking the Supreme Court to cancel out mail in voting. You already know that’s going to go nowhere. But there is still us l, up here in Canada. I know you did the whole Greenland thing and bombed out on that. But you’re still talking about Canada as a 51st state and you still keep calling our Prime Minister, governor
I think part of this is because you can’t stand the way Mark Carney, and us stand up to you. We saw the way Mark Carney was apparently giving you a bit of a lecture at the World Cup soccer final, sorry, football final. You can’t stand it when people stand up to you.
You are doing everything to crush us. Your whole tariff thing on us. You thought we would bend down to your knee, meekly. But we did not. We are still here, Donald. We are going to be here long after you’re gone.
So keep trying, Donald. It is water off our Canada goose’s back.
That’s all for today.
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One Deplorable Bitch
Brooke Baldwin, pictured here on the left, was a CNN personality for a number of years. She left at the height of her popularity to pursue other projects, a few years back. She is a contributor to Substack, a left-leaning social media outlet.
She is an attractive 47-year-old, who got a divorce, back in 2023. On a Substack video, the other day, she admitted that she loves sex and she’s pretty good at it. She stated that the last little while she had opportunities for casual sex with four different men. The key here is that she turned them all down because she wanted to devote her energies elsewhere.
Megyn Kelly, former Fox News personality, has her own podcast. On a podcast with three male hosts, she talked about Brooke Baldwin’s video for nine minutes, in which Kelly stated that Baldwin had casual sex with all four men.
“Her work and her mission include banging four men in a month.”
“She used to be a serious news anchor. … Not only that, she used to really object to any sort of bawdy talk. She can do what she wants and whatever, but I think she’s been in a very toxic industry for a long, long time. I can relate. She had a divorce, that can be tough.”
Kelly pontificated and joked with three male cohosts, about Baldwin, for nine minutes straight.
Baldwin responded by saying that this did not happen and demanded a retraction. Now the thing is, Kelly does have a large audience,in the millions. People will always remember the initial statement much more than the retraction. Kelly did make a follow up retraction.
Kelly’s snarky retraction was as follows,
“.,.did not have casual sex with these men. It was all just a teaser to get you to pay to listen to her lame recitations about her life.”
Megyn Kelly is one disgusting deplorable bitch. There is a harsher word, then bitch, that I desperately want to use, but I will leave it to your imagination as to what that word is
Brooke Baldwin, should sue big-time for defamation. I will close this chirp by using Baldwin‘s own words
“This is how reputations are ruined. Since that first segment aired, two things happened. First, Megyn’s team quietly changed the original headline of the video to this, which is still false. Second, she did another nine-minute segment defaming me. This time, she briefly claimed that she had not read my full Substack before making her original false accusations. Even if I were to believe she didn’t read my full piece, this is an admission that failed to satisfy the most basic standards of journalism. Talk about a reckless disregard for the truth.”
That’s all for today.
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Imperfect Storm
Donald, lately you’ve had this thing for bombing things. Bombing Iran for something like 14 nights straight. The way you bombed out at the correspondents dinner on Friday night. I heard that was epic. Even you realized that you were bombing your act.
Well, you really put yourself in a pickle. Cause now you’re being told that your munitions reserve is getting pretty low. That is probably a reason why you’ve halted bombing again. You’re literally being forced back to the negotiating table, and Iran has the upper hand. That must be driving you crazy. I think even you realize by now that you’re being played by Iran. I think you also realize that they’ve got you by you know what.
If this thing doesn’t get settled soon the price of oil is going to skyrocket. Here’s why. The Strait of Hormuz is closed more often than it is open. The southern exit of the Red Sea is now under attack, cutting off Saudi Arabian oil. The northern exit, with the Suez canal, is open but the super large tankers can’t go through.
China’s reserves are running out. Which means that will add pressure to the price of oil. To top it off, Ukraine is bombing the crap out of Russian oil sites Russia is a major exporter of oil. So that decreases supply which adds to the pressure on the price of oil.
Even if the Strait of Hormuz is open, for a lengthy period of time, the way things are now Iran will probably be charging tolls. Insurance companies are saying that they will not insure shipping companies that pay tolls.
Donald, the way things are going, you really should consider resigning. Because the way things are going, unless you pull some really stupid crap to destroy the election process, you’re going to lose big time in November and face impeachment again in the new year. You’re a disgrace.
That’s all I have for today.
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Time Change Not
Back in my younger days, when I was living back east, I could stay up till one or two in the morning no problem. SNL started at 11:30. Piece of cake. Monday night football started at 9 o’clock did not end until midnight or later. No problem.
But now, as I age, not so gracefully, 9 o’clock is the new midnight. I have lived out west now for nearly 30 years. So for me, SNL now starts at 9:30 and Monday night football starts at 6:15. Often times I will record SNL for the next day.
Danielle Smith and her UCP has now passed a bill saying that Alberta will be on daylight savings time all year long. Here’s the thing, Alberta being a northern province, summer means daylight to 10 or 11 at night depending on how far up north, one is in Alberta. Do we really need the extra daylight in the summertime?
On the other hand, in midwinter it’s still dark at 8:30 in the morning. With year long daylight time. Sunrise will not come until 930 or even 10 o’clock again depending on how far up north you are in Alberta. School kids will be going to school in the dark. That is not a safe thing.
I am a morning person. For it to be dark until 930 or 10 o’clock, in the morning, is simply depressing. The US tried year long daylight saving savings time in the mid 1970s. They ended it after a year because of increased traffic accidents and traffic accident deaths in the morning. The US is debating the same thing right now, but it looks like it won’t pass due to the same reason risk to the kids going to school and a greater risk of traffic accidents
Also for me, it would mean that SNL starts at 10:30 at night. That isn’t gonna work for me. Also, if you’re an Edmonton Oilers fan or an evil Calgary flames fan get used to late night hockey starts. For example, Saturday night has hockey double headers. The first game starts at 7 o’clock Eastern time and the second game starts at 10 o’clock Eastern time. So Toronto Maple Leafs fans usually watch their game at 7 o’clock. Out here in Alberta the Saturday night doubleheader early game starts at 5 o’clock, and the late game starts at 8 o’clock. So if the Oilers are playing the second half of the doubleheader, the game starts at 8 o’clock Alberta time. With the change to all year daylight time, our second game, would start at 9 o’clock. That is not good for all the young kids who want to watch the Oilers play nor is it for old codgers like myself. I can live with having to record SNL but to record a hockey game is a different story.
Well, that is my beef for today.
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Rich Men Sanctuary
With all the other stuff going on in the world right now, just a reminder that we are nowhere close to getting to the bottom and I do mean the sleazy, below snake level bottom, of the Epstein files.
Of the four people at the front and centre of this photo, only one is in jail. Ghislaine Maxwell, a woman. Jeffrey Epstein has gone to his, well I would not call it his reward. His air-conditioning bills must be off the charts. There is still mystery surrounding his alleged suicide. If the right could do conspiracy theories, why can’t I?
Donald Trump, who has found guilty of 34 felony counts and also lost a civil suit to E. Jean Carroll, has never been jailed. Melania Trump is well is Melania.
Right now, only one person from this worldwide scandal is in jail and that is a woman. Based on reports, hundreds of underage women were abused by Epstein and his rich male friends. Hundreds of lives, ruined for life, including some who have allegedly committed suicide, such as Virginia Giuffre. Again the word allegedly comes into play here.
Not a singing, freaking male, not a single Epstein abuser of underage women has been arrested or put in jail. Not a single freaking one. The Richard Nixon Watergate cover-up scandal is mere toddlers play compared to the size of the sleazy cover up here.
The sad part is most of these abusers are in the late 60s or 70s, or older, and never will be punished, here on earth. It is a times like these that I wish for an afterlife, where these people go where they deserve to go.
That’s all I have for today.
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Pandora Would Be Proud
Donald, so how’s it going today? Your little excursion is turning into a Pandora’s box nightmare. It hasn’t gotten much airplay yet, but it will.
The Houthis, a military group in Yemen, attacked two Saudi Arabian tankers last night. But they did not attack them in the Strait of Hormuz. They attacked them in the Red Sea.
This morning oil prices are shooting up to $100 per barrel and if this continues, we are going to see $150 per barrel, Donald, what have you done?
If the Red Sea is closed down, access to Saudi Arabian oil takes a big hit, I mean really big. All of a sudden Donald, you are now in a two front war, Iran, and now the Houthis in Yemen. Do you remember Hitler? He had a two front war. It did not end well for him.
The clock is ticking Donald. There’s only 105 days left until the midterms. Instead of wrapping up this war with Iran, it is now expanding. Your Republican allies in the house and in the Senate are getting pretty nervous. I don’t know how much longer they’ll put up with your antics.
It doesn’t help that you also have, now, angry beavers, and angry Canada geese, north of your border. Donald, right now you really need friends. You aren’t gaining many with your antics.
You said the war would be over in a couple weeks. You were wrong. You said Iran has been begging for a deal. We don’t see it. You said gas prices would start falling big-time. Again you are wrong. You said that Iran’s military has been completely eradicated. You are wrong big time on that one.
Do you remember back in 2016? You said you were the only one and you stressed, the only one, who could do the job, who could get it done. Look what your go alone approach is done.
That’s all I have for today.
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Anger Beaver, Canada Goose
We were your best ally Donald. Though we don’t get as much mention as we should, we were on the beach of Normandy with you and the other allies back on D-Day. We gave you full support on 911. We hosted thousands of Americans in Gander that day. We went to Afghanistan with you.
Have you ever seen an angry beaver, Donald? How do you think a bald eagle would fair in a fight with a pissed off Canada goose. Canada geese are relatively friendly if you know how to handle them and if you don’t piss them off. But if you piss them off, they will F you up.
Here’s some polling numbers for Donald. According to the Pew Research Center, back in 2022, Canada considered the US a dependable partner. Now that is down to 35%. Back in 2024. 54% of us Canadians looked at the US favorably. That is now down to 33%. One more thing Donald these latest numbers were before your 50% tariff. I’m sure it has gone down since.
Donald, be careful what you ask for because you might just get it. The sad part is, this is not only going to hurt you but it’s going to hurt your country for decades to come. We may hurt in the short term. But in a long-term, we will find other trading partners, we already are, and your country will be the worst for it.
This is also a message to Pierre Poilievre. Pierre, you’re not having a good summer. There’s a lot of discontent in your camp. There is still a lot of hurt from the 2025 election. One of the reasons is, whether you want to admit it or not, or whether you even want to acknowledge it or not, is that there are a number of maple MAGA in your caucus. As long as you are willing to give a wink wink nudge nudge to these members, your party is going nowhere.
That’s all I have for today.
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Enough!!
Mark, it looks like you were giving Donald a piece of your mind at the World Cup final. Like the mature adult that he is, he levied more tariffs on us yesterday. He is a total freaking scum.
Mark, you have to realize that we are super pissed, us Canadians are right now at Trump and at what he represents. He is a bully and he will push and push and push. You cannot back down to bullies.
I know, we Canadians know, and sadly, Donald Trump knows that you can run rings around him. You give him, deservedly, an inferiority complex.
You have been conciliatory with him in the past and we all understand that. But enough is enough. We cannot back down anymore. Hard for me to say, but you need to get a bit of Doug Ford into your approach mixed in with your let’s be calm and cool approach.
Do not even think of influencing the provinces to drop their liquor ban on US imports. There have been other suggestions made such as an export tax on potash and oil and gas. We know that won’t work not with Doug Moe and Danielle Smith. If you try to do that, the loony separatist might even win in Alberta. So we can’t go there.
I don’t know how you’re gonna do this Mark. But you can’t back down, not anymore. Because if you do, you’re gonna lose a lot of supporters.
Bird's Chirp
So I don't have to put it on Facebook anymore….