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Who Will Lead Way
Mark, Mr. Carney, sir, I guess you have been hearing what’s been going on, in Alberta. There’s some kind of separatist thingy going on. If things go Danielle Smith’s way, there will be a question, developed by the separatists, that will be put up to a referendum vote later this year.
Now this is all screwed up. Because the forever Canadian group developed their own question, got a lot more signatures than the separatist group, only to have that question languish in the Alberta legislature. Even more bizarre is that these separatists, got a hold of confidential information of 2.9 million Alberta voters and leaked that information out to the public.
Things are getting dirty out here Mark and we need you to put on your Captain Canada hat just like the federalist did back in the Quebec referendum days.
Mark, we Canada first Albertans realize that you cannot do this by yourself. Who are you going to get to help you? I guess it won’t be the Bloc Québécois. That would be kind of ironic. How about Pierre Poilievre? Then again, maybe not. He probably would hurt the cause. I don’t even know who the NDP leader is so…
I’m sure you could get some of the provincial leaders to help. Doug Ford, Wab Kinew, and David Eby.
You know, Mark, I bet you even Jason Kenney would give a helping hand. He got burnt by the separatists, if you don’t know. They leaked out his confidential information. That would be a kick in the pants to Danielle Smith. A former UCP premier fighting on behalf of Canada. That would be wild. Also, of course, Alberta First Nations, will be there to help you out. They believe this whole separation thing is illegal to begin with.
So, Mark, I know you got a lot of things on your plate right now like getting Canada less dependent on the US and it’s lunatic president, and all. But this is kind of a biggie too.
That’s all I have for today.
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Which One Is It?
Art Buchwald was a humorist who had columns in over 500 newspapers back in his heyday. He also wrote a number books. A short story in one of those books was about a kindergarten class in the Soviet Union in the 1960s. The kids were being taught that the premier of the USSR was a great person. He was good. He was fantastic. Then the teacher was called to the door by the principal, and was told that the premier had died and had been replaced by new premier
She went back to her class and asked whether the former premier wasgood or bad. The kids all replied that he was great he was fantastic. And the teacher sternly told them that the former premier was bad and evil to the state
There’s a bit of that happening now these days. Do you remember when MTG was, to liberals, one of the most hated women in the world. Then all of a sudden she’s one of the most loved. Now the same thing seems to be happening with Jason Kenney, the former premier of Alberta. Liberals could not stand him. And now he’s doing a Captain Canada routine. He is urging federalists to get involved in the separation push in Alberta.
“Federalists need to start kicking it into gear here. I think we’ve allowed the separatists to almost completely dominate the debate on the process for the past year.”
“A large number of Albertans have concluded this is an opportunity to send a message to get leverage — to replicate Quebec’s knife to the throat strategy, and I say to them be careful for what you ask for.”
Liberals are also feeling sympathetic towards Kenney, after he was victimized by the Centurion project with his confidential information being leaked out
What is going on here? MTG and now Jason Kinney seen as the good guys? Who next? Donald Trump and Pierre Poilievre? I don’t know if my left leaning heart could handle that.
That’s all I have for today.
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Closed
Well, this is another fine mess you’ve gotten us into Donald. Iran came back with its response to your peace proposal, and it was not to your liking at all.
So here we are, more than 60 days into this, let’s call it what it is, war and the Strait it’s still closed. Oil prices are skyrocketing again. The Dow Jones is doing its own thing. I think the Dow is like you and is in denial. We are not even basically at the same place we were when you started this thing. The regime in Iran is even more hardline than the one you eliminated on the first day of this war. And the Strait is closed.
You’re heading to China tomorrow and like the old Lucy show ‘ you got a lot of splaining to do’, when you get there.
You really don’t know what to do, do you Donald? You don’t really want to attack Iran because that’s gonna get you deeper into this. And questions have to be raised as to how much military hardware you used and how much you have left. Is it possible you don’t have enough military hardware to sustain an attack on Iran? Inquisitive minds want to know.
Donald, what have you done? Not much will be happening this week because you’ll be in China. Gas prices will get closer to that five dollar mark. Your popularity will sink even lower. It sucks to be you, today, Donald. It really does.
That is all I have for today.
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Iran Responds
Last week, I did a chirp about Trump sending the US’ latest peace proposal to Iran. A 14 point one page MOU. The administration stated that they expected a response to the proposal at any time. That was Thursday. Then Friday. No response. Then Saturday. No response. Trump squirming.
Media are now reporting that Iran has provided its response. Details of the response, as of early Sunday morning, are still not known.
I’m not a betting person, but I will wager that come tomorrow, the Strait of Hormuz will still be closed and gas prices will continue with their climb up to the five dollar mark in the states
It took over 400 days for Iran to release the US Embassy hostages back in 1980. It took two years for Iran and the US to negotiate the Obama nuclear deal. Iran knows how to do this. Trump does not.
That’s all I have for today.
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Billion Dollar Boondoggle
Donald, isn’t this self glorification thing getting a bit too much? It seems you’re putting your name on everything such as the Kennedy center. How is that going by the way? You want to put up an arch in Washington, an arch very similar to the one that the Nazis put up in Berlin.
You remember when you said that you were going to build that ballroom and was all going to be privately funded? So now you’re asking for $1 billion from the taxpayers to pay for security for the freaking thing.
“Due in part to the recent assassination attempt on President Trump at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, the proposal would provide the United States Secret Service with the resources they need to fully and completely harden the White House complex, in addition to the many other critical missions for the USSS.”
Donald, even members of your own party are shaking their heads in frustration over this. You do realize there are midterms coming up in November don’t you? You do realize that this boondoggle will be an election issue, don’t you? Donald, I would suggest that you are a bit out of touch with reality.
There are more important things to focus on such as this whatever you want to call it with Iran. Gas prices are getting close to dreaded five dollar mark. There was a time when it was called the dreaded four dollar mark. Remember that? Good times, eh.
What’s that you say? You want the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool to be painted over, from gray to blue? You want it done by July 4? What is that? You gave a no bid contract to a friend and it will cost $6.9 million, for the job to be done?
Oh Donald!!!!!!
That’s all I have for today. I have a headache coming on.
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Separation Blues
The UCP and the Alberta separatist movement have been rocked back on their heels, the past few days. Thankfully, more Albertans and Canadians are taking note of this
This mess first started when the Centurion project, a separatist group, illegally accessed and displayed confidential information of nearly 3,000,000 Alberta voters, during a meeting. As per an NDP spokesman,
“This meeting provided training to volunteers on how to use the separatists’ project database that is at the centre of this data breach of three million Albertans’ electoral data.”
During the meeting, the confidential information of former UCP premier, Jason Kenney, was displayed as an example of how to use the database. It further came out that two UCP staff members, President Rob Smith, and, caucus director Arundeep Sandhu attended the meeting. Danielle Smith, when questioned on this said she was not aware of this. Definitely a bad look for her.
As a result, the RCMP is now investigating, the matter. Furthermore, Jason Kenney is in the process of initiating legal action against the Centurion project
The separatist movement recently presented to the Alberta legislature a petition with a question on separation, for referendum. The petition reportedly has 300,000 signatures. There is a rumour going around that a number of these signatures were forged based on the voting list that the Centurion project had illegally accessed
Yesterday, Elections Alberta sent cease and desist letters to 23 people who had been provided the list of Alberta voter names and a further 450 letters to people who had accessed the database. Also, Tim Hoven, a separatist activist, and a member of the Centurion project has stepped down as president of the Rocky Mountain House, and district Chamber of Commerce.
As I mentioned, the RCMP is investigating the Centurion project’s illegal access to the voting list as it is still early days. It is likely that more people will get ensnared in this scandal, including cabinet members of the UCP and perhaps Danielle Smith herself.
That’s all I have for today.
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Trapped Like A Rat
So, Donald, this is where we are at. Your Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, says that operation epic fury is over. Your project freedom, which was supposed to escort ships, let me rephrase that, guide ships through the Strait, ended two days after it started.
You have said countless numbers of times that Iran wants a deal and both sides are extremely close. Yet here we are.
Gas prices are now over $4.55 a gallon, in your country. Even though you say that the polls are inaccurate you can see that your approval rating is in the toilet. So you need a miracle.
So you think this miracle is a one page 14 point MOU. You are that desperate. Oh, and furthermore, you will have a 30 day negotiation, to settle all the issues in the MOU.
Donald, the Obama nuclear deal, which you have disparaged, took two years to negotiate and was 160 pages in length. If you ever come up with a negotiated deal, it will probably be far worse than the Obama agreement and cost a whole lot more.
As I chirp this on Thursday morning, you are waiting for a response on the MOU from Iran. Before I continue, your country has been around for 250 years. The people of Iran under various names have been around for 2800 years. They know how to play the long game. And they are playing you big-time right now. They will possibly agree to the MOU but then it will be 30 days of desperate hope on your part and playing the long game on their part. It is possible that the Strait maybe opened, even today. Gas prices might fall, but within the 30 day period, they won’t be falling that far. Then what happens after the 30 day mark, Donald? The midterms will still be upcoming. You’re really trapped Donald. I don’t envy you. I really don’t. But you did this to yourself. Unfortunately, for you, you also did this to those will be voting in November.
That’s all I have for today.
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In Bed With Separatists
Just imagine how Danielle Smith and the UCP would’ve reacted if the forever Canada group illegally leaked out information on 2.9 million Alberta voters. The separatist group, the Centurion project did that recently. The database has since been taken down. The RCMP are investigating. Danielle Smith gave, after the fact. a tepid response and she is hoping let’s move on
Well, it has gotten a whole lot worse. Apparently there were two UCP staffers at a centurion project meeting, where David Parker, the leader of the separatist group, was giving a breakdown as to how to use this database that his group had illegally distributed to the public, at large. The two UCP staffers were Rob Smith, president of the UCP and Arundeep Sandhu, UCP caucus director. Not just any low level staffers I would think.
Parker, used former conservative premier Jason Kenney, as an example of how to use the illegally distributed database. Jason Kenney is not pleased with this, as all. Kenney will be retaining legal council, and stated that the distribution of his private information is outrageous and potentially dangerous. In addition, he said,
“Over the past few years I have received no shortage of threats from people broadly associated with the separatist/antivax/far right movement in Alberta.”
A UCP spokesperson, in defending the attendance of the two staffers, stated,
“At the time, the staff observing the meeting had no reason to believe the website in question was unlawful.”
Not a satisfactory answer at all. we are talking about the president of the UCP who was at the meeting. This brings into question, what did Danielle Smith know about this meeting and when did she know it?
This whole thing stinks to high heaven.
That’s all I have for today.
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Pete And Bob
This is Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf. You would know him better as Baghdad Bob or Comical Ali. He was Iraq’s information minister back in 2003 when the US, under George Bush, invaded Iraq
Bob was known for his outlandish quotes that defied reality. He would give daily press briefings, telling how the US were getting defeated badly on the battlefield.
“Our initial assessment is that they will all die.”
“Baghdad is safe. The battle is still going on. Their infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Baghdad. Don’t believe those liars.”
I thought of Bob this morning, when I was watching the start of another Pentagon press briefing given by Pete Hegseth. Pete is starting to give some whoppers too. He keeps saying that the war is over, the Iranian military has been completely destroyed and this is a complete American victory..
This morning, even as he admitted that shots have been fired between the US and Iran, yesterday, he stated that the cease-fire is still ongoing. He has declared that the Strait of Hormuz is now open. As proof of that, Pete pointed out that the US escorted 2 merchant ships yesterday through the strait. Well, Pete, getting two ships through a day is not gonna cut it, at all.
Baghdad Bob survived the war and is now living in obscurity. It is most likely, the same fate will await Pete.
That’s all I have for today. 
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Upping The Ante
Donald, believe it or not, I’m actually pulling for you and I’m hoping your latest plan, called ‘Project Freedom’, successfully brings this war to an end and actually does open up the Strait of Hormuz.
You have backed yourself into a corner and if this doesn’t work, then we are all in trouble. The average price of gas today per gallon in your country is $4.46 per gallon. The average price of diesel is around $5.50 per gallon. Diesel fuel is needed to transport goods from anywhere to anywhere else. Let’s not go into the dwindling supply of jet fuel. Furthermore, analyst say that if the strait is not open in another month, gas prices can go up to five dollars a gallon and diesel prices up to six dollars a gallon. I could tell you how much this would be for us in Canada but then we would have to explain the concept of litres to you.
This is a fast evolving situation. You’ve already claimed that your forces have escorted two merchant ships through the strait, already, this morning. Iran has claimed that they’ve already launched missiles against US ships, something that you deny. You realize that this is a very risky solution. First of all, do you have the resources to escort all the ships that need to be escorted, continuously? It is an expensive proposition and should be seen as a short term solution. But then what after?
Next, if Iran strike strikes back and the strike is confirmed, is this your excuse to go after Iran, with your full military might? Would that entail ground forces in Iran? Would that entail sending forces in to take out the enriched uranium? I hope you and your advisors have thought this through and have it all gamed out
I don’t have high expectations, Donald, but for the sake of all of us, I really hope this pans out.
That’s all I have for today.
Bird's Chirp
So I don't have to put it on Facebook anymore….