Tag: Trump
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Dinner Plans Changed
Donald, apparently I missed most of the excitement last night. I was watching Toy Story, with my grandkids, when I got a text, saying someone tried to kill the president. So, should I skip the rest of the movie or catch what’s happening on cable news? I compromised. I watched the rest of the movie…
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Entry Fee
Donald, are you freaking kidding? You want an entry fee before trade negotiation start with Canada? You have lost your freaking mind. We have already made a few concessions and we have received nothing in return. And now you are setting up one sided rules before the game even begins. Your commerce secretary, Howard Lutnick,…
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TACO Bully Outplayed
Donald, plain and simple, you are a bully used to getting your own way. Last year and a half, however, you have run into opponents who won’t back down. Your tariff wars really have backfired on you. It has made you turn TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out) a few times, same thing with Greenland and…
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Long Game My Ass
This is what Press Secretary Karoline Nitwit (yes I know beneath my dignity, but still, I cannot help it) said about the current state of negotiations with Iran. “Anyone who cannot see President Trump’s tactics to play the long game are either stupid or willfully ignorant.” Karoline, do you actually know what’s coming out of…
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Here We Go Again
Like, seriously, here we go again. It is like déjà vu all over again and again and again. Iran announced late last week that the Strait of Hormuz would be open and stay open. The stock market jumped by 1000 points and the price of oil went down by 10% and all was good in…
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Beware Of Lightning
It is rumoured that God has just ordered a bunch of lightning strikes from Amazon. He has also been doing some target practice. In the past year, we have seen Donald Trump post an AI image of him as pope and of him as Jesus. We have seen Pete Hegseth quote fake Bible verses from…
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Swalwell
Predator, narcissist, adulterer, self-centered. No, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. Well actually, those descriptions does fit Trump. But it is also applicable to Eric Swalwell. Just a week ago, he was riding high. He was running for governor of California. In some circles, he was favoured to win. He had Nancy Pelosi backing him.…
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With A Friend Like This
Donald, do you remember the good times, when leaders and countries would fall over themselves complimenting you, praising you, trying to get into your good graces? I guess those days are done aren’t they Donald? You did this to yourself. NATO is just shunning you on this whole Iran thing. You started this without consulting…
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Of Course
Waking up early Monday morning, wondering what fresh hell awaits. Trump’s blockade starts in a couple of hours. Eric Swalwell is giving up his run for governor of California. Democrats are tough on their own, not like MAGA. Then I see the image above. Please let it be a parody account. In all that is…