F—k You

This is Kate. She works in the oil fields in Northern Alberta. She was at game six of the Oilers series against Dallas, when the Oilers clinch that series. She had eight hard seltzers in the first period and was a bit exuberant when the Oilers finally won the game. She raised her oilers jersey to show her breasts. They were not real, but they were spectacular. She tried to eliminate the video of her exuberance from all her media sites, but unfortunately, or fortunately, it went viral.

I think everyone has had instances where they’ve had just a bit too much to drink and they’ve done things that days later regret. I know I’ve fallen into that category. Kate has not tried to play off her celebrity, her 15 seconds of fame. She has been given offers from porn sites and she has turned them all down.

It was all fun and games until the Christian right got involved. All the do gooders harshly criticized her for what she had done. Well, she gave this response and I fully support her for it and I will leave it at that.

“I just wanted to say that you could be the most perfect, godly f—ing person in the world, you could save kittens from a river if they were drowning, someone is still going to hate you.”

“At the end of the day, I got drunk and whipped my t–s out at an Oilers game and they went viral, f–k you if you don’t like it.”

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