Donald, apparently I missed most of the excitement last night. I was watching Toy Story, with my grandkids, when I got a text, saying someone tried to kill the president. So, should I skip the rest of the movie or catch what’s happening on cable news? I compromised. I watched the rest of the movie and then got home pretty quick.

But enough about me. The dinner kind of didn’t go the way it was planned. I knew there would be fireworks, but not the kind that ended up happening. Fortunately, none of the attendees, including yourself, were hurt. So that is a very good thing. It really is Donald.

We could’ve had a designated survivor situation. You know the TV series that started Kiefer Sutherland. The one where the Capitol was bombed during a state of the union address. Everyone killed except for the designated survivor, who was not on location. Pretty well most of the cabinet, the house speaker, and a number of congressional members were at the dinner last night. All at one place and all at one time, ironically, at the same hotel where President Reagan was shot. What if last night’s attacker had succeeded in gunning down a number of the attendees. Fortunately, the Secret Service and the FBI along with the police were at the top of their game last night. They are receiving, justifiably, a lot of praise this morning

One thing, though I hear it is a rumor, is it true that both Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth, when they heard the shout of ‘shots fired’ raised their hands and yelled out ‘ tequila’?

Well, I’m glad it all came out well. But did you have to mention during the press conference you had afterwards that this never would have happened if your boondoggle of a ballroom had been built? Not a good look, Donald.

That’s all I have for today.