Imperfect Storm

Donald, lately you’ve had this thing for bombing things. Bombing Iran for something like 14 nights straight. The way you bombed out at the correspondents dinner on Friday night. I heard that was epic. Even you realized that you were bombing your act.

Well, you really put yourself in a pickle. Cause now you’re being told that your munitions reserve is getting pretty low. That is probably a reason why you’ve halted bombing again. You’re literally being forced back to the negotiating table, and Iran has the upper hand. That must be driving you crazy. I think even you realize by now that you’re being played by Iran. I think you also realize that they’ve got you by you know what.

If this thing doesn’t get settled soon the price of oil is going to skyrocket. Here’s why. The Strait of Hormuz is closed more often than it is open. The southern exit of the Red Sea is now under attack, cutting off Saudi Arabian oil. The northern exit, with the Suez canal, is open but the super large tankers can’t go through.

China’s reserves are running out. Which means that will add pressure to the price of oil. To top it off, Ukraine is bombing the crap out of Russian oil sites Russia is a major exporter of oil. So that decreases supply which adds to the pressure on the price of oil.

Even if the Strait of Hormuz is open, for a lengthy period of time, the way things are now Iran will probably be charging tolls. Insurance companies are saying that they will not insure shipping companies that pay tolls.

Donald, the way things are going, you really should consider resigning. Because the way things are going, unless you pull some really stupid crap to destroy the election process, you’re going to lose big time in November and face impeachment again in the new year. You’re a disgrace.

That’s all I have for today.

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