Where Is Melania

Donald, do you know this person? Do you know where she is? She hasn’t been around for the last month. She was not with you at Lindsey Graham‘s funeral. She was not with you at the White House correspondence dinner.

Maybe she’s a bit upset with you. When you hid in that cart, in Turkey, to go to that other plane, you left behind Marco Rubio, but you took your whatever she is, Natalie Harp. it is so cute that whenever you call her Natalie, you use a French accent.

What is up with that Donald, she is 35 and you’re 80. Yet she’s looking at you with those adoring eyes. I think I’m gonna get sick.

Just remember, you’re supposed to be the macho warrior even though you’re a five-time draft dodger. Joe Biden went to Kyiv. He took a train, exposing himself to a number of dangers. You took a food cart. See the difference, Donald?

That’s all I have.

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