Have you heard of Heard Island? Probably no one has except for maybe some Australians, until yesterday. It is an island way down south of Australia, meaning, just a bit north of the Antarctic. Well, Heard Island was one of the territories hit by Trump’s tariffs, yesterday. Thing is, the only inhabitants of this territory are penguins and seals.

Pierre penguin, governor of this island, is expressing shock over the tariff levied. He is claiming that the island had just received a seal of approval from the World Trade Organization. Now this is happening.

Pierre further goes on to say that this is proof that Trump is just winging it and is causing an unnecessary flap throughout the world. He guarantees that Trump will pay the bill on this. He closes off by saying that this tariff is not even for the birds and it doesn’t have a wing of a prayer in succeeding.

Meanwhile, as I chirp this, the Dow, which went down 1700 points. Yesterday is down another 1300 points today.

All I have for today.