Canada To The Rescue

This is the CBC morning news.

The Canadian government, following high-level meetings with our NATO partners, have announced the following steps, in response to the chaos inflicted by Donald Trump in the United States

Canada will send a peacekeeping force to various portions of the US, including Idaho, Utah and the eastern portions of Washington and Oregon to help quell uprisings by far right militia extremists.

Canada will take part in the monitoring process of the midterm election coming up in November in the United States. Canada will ensure the integrity of the election process, which was thrown into disarray by Donald Trump.

Canada, along with all its NATO partners has decided not to allow Donald Trump in their countries while he awaits trial. It is reported that Vladimir Putin decided not to have Trump in his country. Putin supposedly said. ‘ I have enough troubles already. I don’t need this blow hard in my country.’. It is said that Iran has offered to take Trump into custody until the trial is held. Iran has also volunteered to host the trial.

Donald Trump currently is in an unknown location. He is reported to have said. ‘ why should a stable genius like myself be held in a shit hole country. I passed all my tests. They showed me five animals, and I correctly named all of them, except for the last one.’

This is all we have on the situation for now. We will keep you updated as more news comes out.

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