Tag: Trump
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Oh Well
Donald, the end of the week, and things did not get any better for you did it? Look like the whole reflecting pool scandal, if you wanna call it that, was all your fault, after all. You remember when David Hearn, the US Olympic canoeist, was arrested on a felony charge of causing damage more…
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Stall At The Station
Donald, why do you do this to yourself? Almost anything you do these days makes you look so bad. Todd Blanche is inches away from having his nomination for Attorney General being approved by the Senate. There’s only one thing holding this back. During his nomination hearing, Todd Blanche stated that the $1.8 dollar slush…
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Oh Donald
Well, Donald, right now, inflation is up to 3.5% and the GDP annual growth is down to 1.5%. Not a good combination, Donald. Inflation up economic growth down. Oh, the Dow Jones fell by almost 1200 points, yesterday, as well. So you’re gonna keep doing more tariffs on countries which will increase the price that…
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Caitlin And Donald
if you were to take a survey of American kids right now, how many would say ‘ I want to grow up to be like Caitlin Collins‘ And ‘ I want to go up to be like Donald Trump’ Caitlin Collins is 34 years old. I know that when I grow up, I want to…
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51st Or Die
Donald, a few months ago you were trying to get people to stop talking about the Epstein files. Now you’re trying to get people to stop talking about both the Epstein files and Iran. It is so bad that you’re willing to have people talk about the way you bombed out at the correspondents dinner…
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Imperfect Storm
Donald, lately you’ve had this thing for bombing things. Bombing Iran for something like 14 nights straight. The way you bombed out at the correspondents dinner on Friday night. I heard that was epic. Even you realized that you were bombing your act. Well, you really put yourself in a pickle. Cause now you’re being…
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Rich Men Sanctuary
With all the other stuff going on in the world right now, just a reminder that we are nowhere close to getting to the bottom and I do mean the sleazy, below snake level bottom, of the Epstein files. Of the four people at the front and centre of this photo, only one is in…
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Pandora Would Be Proud
Donald, so how’s it going today? Your little excursion is turning into a Pandora’s box nightmare. It hasn’t gotten much airplay yet, but it will. The Houthis, a military group in Yemen, attacked two Saudi Arabian tankers last night. But they did not attack them in the Strait of Hormuz. They attacked them in the…
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Anger Beaver, Canada Goose
We were your best ally Donald. Though we don’t get as much mention as we should, we were on the beach of Normandy with you and the other allies back on D-Day. We gave you full support on 911. We hosted thousands of Americans in Gander that day. We went to Afghanistan with you. Have…
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Enough!!
Mark, it looks like you were giving Donald a piece of your mind at the World Cup final. Like the mature adult that he is, he levied more tariffs on us yesterday. He is a total freaking scum. Mark, you have to realize that we are super pissed, us Canadians are right now at Trump…