Tag: Trump
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At The Pearly Gates
“Lindsey, this is a surprise” “Well, John, in all honesty I’m a bit surprised too. I just came back from Ukraine. Figured I’d have a nice relaxing evening and here I am.” “So, John, do you think you can put a good word in with the big guy here? Maybe after I get in we…
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Typical Trump Day
Donald, I would like to say that you outdid yourself today, but I can’t because this is just another day for you. First of all, you refuse to sign the housing bill. This bill had huge bipartisan support. Your Republican party could have done a victory dance with you signing this bill. But Donald, you…
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Cinderella, a.k.a. Wicked Stepmom
Donald, everything you touch turns to yuck. The last couple of weeks the reflecting pool, your great American state fair, the housing initiative that you refuse to sign and now Iran again. But there was one nice story that was going. That was the whole World Cup thing and the US team doing their Cinderella…
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Red Card Corruption
Donald, everything you touch just turns into corruption. You and FIFA have that much in common. FIFA has been plagued by corruption scandals for years now. They gave you your peace prize for whatever that’s worth. And now you, I don’t know what you did. I was gonna say you rewarded FIFA, but you just…
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Vanity Project
The first image was taken at the great American State fair, yesterday. The second image, same location, is an image of the 200 year celebration back in 1976. Trump‘s vanity project is being mocked for lacklustre attendance. Big name acts have dropped out, because the event had become too politicized. One of the state’s pavilions,…
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Reflecting Pool Outrage
This is David Hearn. He is a three-time US canoeing Olympian. He was biking in Washington the other day, and stopped by the reflecting pool. The reflecting pool is another Trump boondoggle that initially cost $14.5 million. After the renovation it became an algae cesspool. Paraphrasing an old Crystal Gayle song, ‘ don’t it make…
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Nothingburger
The USMCA was up for an automatic renewal yesterday. The US declined to automatically renew the agreement. Here we are on July 2 and the sky has not fallen and life continues, the way it did on June 30. Donald Trump along with the leaders of Canada and Mexico signed up on the USMCA, back…
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Nobody At The Fair
America turns 250 years old this weekend. Donald Trump is president. Donald Trump wants a legacy. He wants this to be the biggest, bestest most beautiful birthday celebration ever. He decided to hold the Great American Fair, including exhibits from all 50 states. This would be an event to remember. Sorry, Donald, not turning out…
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Jeffrey Epstein‘s Ghost
Donald, do you remember when MTG asked you why you weren’t in full pursuit of releasing the Epstein files? You said because your friends would be getting in trouble. I know you’ve been trying to divert the whole world from the Epstein files with all this other stuff, such as attacking Iran.. That’s not really…
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Countrywide Insanity
Regime Change is a best seller that came out a couple of days ago and is flying off the shelves. I got it in audiobook form on Tuesday and I have already finished it. The book covers the first year of Donald Trump’s second term presidency. The book reminded me of all the shocking things…