Reality Nibbling

Sourced from CNN Website – Fulton County Sheriff’s Office

Donald Trump ids starting to envision a future that he is not really liking too much. He was asked on ‘Meet the Press’ whether he was worried about spending time behind bars. His response was,

“I don’t even think about it. All I think about is making the country great, making America great.

Well, as current ESPN personality and former coach, Lee Corso, would say,

“Not so fast, my friend”

Privately, Trump has been fretting about it. He has been doing so for the last few months. He has a few major concerns. Would he be in a ‘Club Fed’ prison or would he end up in a ‘bad’ prison. He spent 8 minutes in the Fulton County prison, getting arrested and I guess that was 8 minutes too many. Trump got a brief glimpse of what a bad prison would look like.

Trump is also concerned about what he would have to wear. Would orange clash with his hair. The remaining hair he has left. Would Trump lose his make-up person giving him that whatever colour that is applied to his face.

One big concern is would he lose his lifetime security detail. There are rumblings that imprisonment should make him lose that privilege.

His worries are going to keep on mounting as more evidence of his transgression keep being revealed on a daily basis. Maybe he will end up in a road gang, where he could work on his 215 lb frame. One thing, imprisonment is sure going to hurt his golf game.

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