As I chirp this, the Dow Jones has gone down to another 300 points this morning. This follows losses of 900 and 500 points, the previous two days. Today’s plunge is due to Donald Trump (aka Krasnov) initiating 25% tariffs, worldwide, on steel and aluminum products coming into the US. Canada and the EU have already responded by initiating 25% tariffs coming in from the states on nearly $30 billion dollars worth of goods into their respective jurisdictions.

As I watch my retirement investments plummet, I’m considering becoming a greeter at Walmart, for additional income,. Given my current mood that would not be a good thing.

So what did Krasnov do yesterday as the financial world was in turmoil? Well, he was promoting co-president Musk’s Tesla cars on the White House lawn. We all know Krasnov’s love of electric cars, nudge, nudge, wink, wink to the oil companies. Pinocchio was looking worriedly at Krasnov’s as Krasnov was proclaiming that electric cars were the way of the future.

All I have for today. We are working in precipitation.